Trinidadian pothound for sale!

Trinidadian pothound for sale!
Posted by: georgiap.

No, not the critter in the photo. That's Nettie, a pothound who was found languishing on the beach in the fishing village of Las Cuevas a few weeks ago, and who has since moved on to what looks like a pretty cushy life in New York City. (I don't want to tell you how long I've been hounding the housemate about buying me one of those stuffed monkeys.) You can view more photos of the lucky little bastard here.

So, as you've probably worked out by now, the individual up for grabs is me. As Cole Porter would say, I'm "only slightly soiled", and talented too! I can sing, use a computer, swim, and can even be considered something of a minor celebrity in some circles since I'm a recurring character on my housemate's podcast, Caribbean Free Radio. People send e-mails asking after me. And it would be no problem for me to be a character in your podcast too.

While I'm not entirely deficient in the charm department, I'm not what you'd call a "people person" (hey, I'm not even a person!), but I'm sure there are therapists in New York who can straighten out a type like me in no time. And note that I say "New York": I'm looking to relocate to a major city; people living in provincial backwaters need not apply.

Should probably also mention that there is already somebody who sort of thinks she's my owner, so let's handle this one carefully, eh.

Email me for further details.

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