http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine Inside the mind of Delphine, a Caribbean mongrel Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:18:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The Housemate, intent, as usual, on sullying my reputation, has posted the image above on her Flickr page, along with the caption: "Delphine yearns to be prehensile". Something tells me that the Housemate, sloppy grammarian that she is, meant in fact to say that I yearn for my paws to ... http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=95 This Halloween I'll be wearing a costume of white fur with tan spots. Yeah, just like the one in the photo above. Not for me any of this nonsense about dressing up as a shark or an elephant. American dogs have no self respect. Nor do Indian dogs, apparently. http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=93 The next person to write and ask whether I am the Fake Steve Jobs will be getting a virus neatly planted on their hard drive by one of my hacker friends. (Don't believe I have hacker friends? Just try me). I'm still trying to understand why Daniel Lyons, the Forbes reporter ... http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=91 More humiliating photos of me over at the housemate's Flickr page. If it's so wrong to shoot somebody in the back, shouldn't it be wrong to shoot somebody from the back too? And apparently I'm being put on a diet, all because the housemate wouldn't fork out the money for ... http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=90 There should be a law against people posting these kinds of photos of you on Flickr without your written permission. And calling it "doggie porn", as I overheard the housemate saying to somebody today. I hate that new camera. http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=89 The housemate has a new camera, and spent part of this morning chasing me around trying to photograph me (I really need an agent). She posted this one on Flickr. Have to admit it isn't half bad.Snooping around on her MacBook the other day, I also discovered that this photo ... http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=88 Trust the housemate not to tell me about the Global Voices Valentine's Day poetry contest. I found out in time to submit my entry, however. So much for her efforts to suppress my creativity! Here's my poem: The Seventy per-cent Solution: A Valediction for J Paul Serengeti What can I do to prove ... http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=87 Hypoallergenic kittens? Sheesh. What next: dogs that don't lick each others asses? http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=86 Took a break from blogging today and let the housemate photograph me instead. Note my crossed paws. http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=85 Yesterday I wrote that, in spite of all the SUVs in my neighbourhood, I did not believe it to be a hotbed of criminal activity and wondered why the security blimp was flying over us so frequently of late. Turns out that while our neck of the woods proper isn't ... http://www.georgiapopplewell.info/delphine/?p=83